December 2011
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The holiday period has certainly taken it's toll...
I feel so bloated and disgusting at the moment. I look and feel like a whale, it’s not good. Luckily, nearly all of the delicious “crap food” has been eaten so I can start going back to normal again without temptation.
I’ve never been a small girl but I certainly don’t feel myself, I just don’t feel I’m running 100% at the moment. Sluggish and gross....
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To the people that have left me messages...
Thank you for the compliments, you’re all very sweet. The mean head can go fuck her/himself and those who are really interested in their answers can find them in my Ramblings somewhere.
I’m just too tired and too grumpy today.
xx
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Hope's 2011 in point form (Part 2)
July-December.
July.
Worst month of my adult life. Many good things happened too like changing my hair colour for the first time in over three years, but my body and soul was destroyed. I never want to go through that again.
August.
Suspect arrested and taken in for the murder of Daniel Morcombe. Australia wide we rejoiced and hoped that although a tragedy, Daniel’s family might finally...
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zess replied to your post: Why does Skype hate me so much?
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
Got me there.
Why does Skype hate me so much?
It don't take a genius to be an idiot.
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Friends chasing after people you've already been...
Sure, that’s a good idea. Don’t learn from my mistakes, forget all those times we made fun of him and realised he’s an alcoholic, self destructive fuckhead.
Also, I hope you remember that his “p” has been in my “v” right as you’re about to intercourse each other.
I’ll have a right good giggle.
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Just turned down three separate offers to go out...
Sit on the Internet and complain about feeling lonely.
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Let's lose our way together.: Irrational things... →
jemshootsframes:
stoogette:
zess:
When people call tattoos “ink.” Strangers who see fit to comment on my tattoos and then refer to them as ink make me want to fly off the handle and beat them about the head with a wet fish.
This. So much this. Also “tatts”. I don’t know why, but the more I get the…
Noone ever wants to touch tattoos that are placed in “normal” places like my arms, they...
I might be in a grumpy mood, but my bum looks...
Maybe wearing cranky pants helps the shapeliness of ones bottom.
Reblog if you're not kissing anyone at midnight on...
foxandcrow:
If anyone tries a black eye will be given out.
I’ll have my lips wrapped around a shot glass praying to Bowie that 2012 is a slightly less shitty year.
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mosttasteless replied to your post: Seriously anon.
Don’t fly to Dundee, it’s depressing.
Ha!! So I have heard. Anyone I know that’s from there refers to it so sweetly as “Scumdee”.
zess asked: High five for the boob hating club! Err, ones own boobs, not your boobs. I'd definitely probably motorboat you.
Seriously anon.
I know you have the best intentions but I don’t want to hear it.
If you send me one more message telling me what I should see in myself I will fly to Dundee and rip your fucking face off.
Stop it.
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate your boobs so much. It seems so silly, I'm sure they're fine.
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sausagecats replied to your post: u said you dont like your tat how it is now why don’t you lyk it?
I think you should make a rule that you don’t answer questions from people who don’t use proper spelling and grammar.
I used to. I used to be nasty about it to the point that I looked like a right bitch. But then I realised that sometimes these people may actually be uneducated and that’s...
Anonymous asked: u said you dont like your tat how it is now why don't you lyk it?
zess asked: Hey, I'd totally understand if you had to get all up in my boyfriend after he's had some mushrooms. I couldn't even be mad. I could totally go for some poached eggs and creamy mushrooms. Om nom nom... Even though I just made and ate cheese scones, but I'm piggy like that.
zess asked: It's not me! If my boyfriend ate mushrooms I'd be all up on that mo' fo'. Mushrooms are delicious.
Anonymous asked: I won't kiss my boyfriend when he eats mushrooms. I hate mushrooms. Is there anything that would stop you from kissing someone?
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Anonymous asked: Ah shoooosh up. You're lush. Not asking you to post knickers (as you call them) pictures just to accept that you're stunning. 'Cause that's just what you are.
Anonymous asked: i think you shuld postunderwear pics .your more attractive than you think
Anonymous asked: You kind of look like that girl you just posted, you know. Such a beaut.
It's lunchtime and I'm out of things to do. Talk...
http://stoogette.tumblr.com/ask
